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A vampire, a werewolf, and a human walk into a bar...🧛🐺💦

What starts with fangs ends with a safe word.

A human, a vampire, and a werewolf walk into a bar… sounds like the start of a bad joke, but Sated is anything but. A top-tier M/F/M threesome with bite — and when the first line is “You want to know what it’s like to sleep with a werewolf, don’t you?” you just know it’s going to be good. 🩸🐺

If you loved Tori Lennox’s masked Regency highway(wo)man, wait till you meet her time-traveling physicist — she breaks the laws of physics and falls for a marquess who won’t stay theoretical.

I’ll end with something tender for your heart — a dom who falls for a “straight” man, turning his lessons in control into something beautifully real. 💔🔥

Settle in, lovers…

With love,
Parneet 🤍
Founder, Theo Reads

By Tori Lennox (🌶️🌶️ Regency Romance)

A brilliant physicist accidentally time-travels to 1817 London, where she’s rescued by a roguish marquess and swept into a world of scandal, wit, and unexpected love. With a meddling dowager marchioness, ghostly intrigues, and a dash of scientific chaos, this Regency romp blends humor, romance, and a heroine who’s way ahead of her time—literally.

By J.T. Peters (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Erotic Romance, FMF)

Jake never liked college parties—too loud, too crowded, too many guys in bad costumes. But when his roommate drags him to a Halloween bash, he figures he might as well enjoy the view. For a guy with a weakness for legs in pantyhose, it’s paradise on earth.

Then he meets Denise and Ashley—one dressed like an angel, the other like a devil—and both more than happy to play with temptation. When they catch on to Jake’s particular kink, the night turns from awkward to unforgettable.

By Lucy Felhouse (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Vampires, Werewolves, Paranormal, MFM)

A human, a vampire and a werewolf walk into a bar. Sexy is what happens next.

Aneesa has an amazing sex life with her vampire boyfriend, Ace. He’s got skill, strength, stamina, and is incredibly adventurous. As a result, Aneesa is checking things off her sexual bucket list at a rate of knots. However, one item on that list remains out of reach… or does it? When Ace proposes a threesome with his werewolf friend, Barton, Aneesa can hardly believe her luck.

Barton is attractive, smart and sexy…almost too good to be true, in fact.

“The writing’s beautiful and the characters feel real, like you actually care what happens to them. loved the twist too.”

By Tori Lennox (🌶️🌶️ Regency Romance, Enemies to Lovers)

When scandal drives Nicholas Hawke, the dashing yet “disgraced” Earl of Lanarth, from London, Cornwall expects a peacock and a rake. What it gets instead is a spy in silk — a man whose charm hides a razor mind and a secret mission to expose a smuggling ring threatening England’s shores.

But on the moonlit roads of Bodmin Moor, his hunt collides—quite literally—with the notorious Black Gull, a masked highwayman who robs the rich and vanishes like mist.

Their first meeting ends at pistol-point. Their next ends in laughter. But soon, their duel of wits becomes a battle of hearts as treachery deepens—and love proves the most dangerous secret of all.

By Skybubble (🌶️🌶️🌶️ New Adult and College Romance)

A wild, electric night at a sorority’s anniversary bash turns explosive when shy, cardigan-clad Sarah shocks everyone—including herself—by entering a raucous striptease contest. Surrounded by bold performances and a house buzzing with chaos, she sheds more than just clothes—she burns away years of self-doubt. A story of self-discovery, sisterhood, and the courage to shine.

By A.E. LeMercier (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Forbidden Love, Hurt/Comfort, BDSM, MM)

Pro dom Darren has seen it all—until Miles walks in: straight (allegedly), recently divorced, and carrying the kind of heartbreak that begs to be unraveled. Darren swore he’d keep things professional, but when his new client responds to every touch like he’s starving for it, boundaries start to blur fast.

What begins as a lesson in control turns into a slow, dangerous slide toward something real—something neither of them expected.

By Quinn Blueheart (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Dark Romance, Erotic Horror)

Everyone warned Whitney that Sigma Epsilon Xi’s initiation was brutal—but she never imagined it would take her to the edge of the woods, half-naked and trembling.

And when the stranger steps from the dark—beautiful, terrible, hungry—Whitney learns that the most dangerous thing isn’t the monsters outside, but the one waking inside her.

A fever-hot gothic fantasy of lust, fear, and the thrill of being found. 💀

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