Caution: erotic espionage & VERY kinky gardening

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The extended family finally found out I peddle naughty stories for a living (hi cousins! 👋), so obviously I had to bring the heat tonight. I’m aiming for at least three eye rolls and one awkward silence at brunch tomorrow.

It’s Pride Month, and I’m celebrating the only way I know how: with space sex, spy seduction, and one very confused man who sees a door labeled “Women” and takes it as a personal invitation. (It works out for him. Very well.)

There’s also a story about two suburban dads, a hole in the fence, and some very unexpected gardening breaks. Let’s just say the marigolds weren’t the only things getting fertilized.

Y’all, this one is a banger. Enjoy. 💦

With love,
Parneet
Co-founder, Theo Reads

P.S. Next Friday: Did the cousins clutch their pearls? 

Featured Author:

Richard Bacula has been writing to tease and please since 2012. His short stories range from vanilla to spicy superheroes, monsters and more. He's been featured in various anthologies, including Best Bondage Erotica of the Year and Erotic Teasers. Read his stories here.

Protocol

By Gora Shade (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Casual Hookup)

For those with vivid imaginations. Also for those who want to prove NASA wrong. You can do it in zero gravity! You just have to know how.

First Officer Morganna Grey's needs have not been met. When the space crew of the PEN-15 leave to explore the alien planet of Phornic-8, Morganna pushes the boundaries of professional protocol with the ship's Captain. What can she accomplish in zero gravity?

Riding Coach on the Naughty Train

By G.G. Wylde (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Forbidden Love)

In a near-empty parking lot, best friends Drina and Jane banter before boarding a train with their college debate team. The arrival of the handsome and charismatic Coach Tony Hanson sparks an undeniable chemistry between him and Drina. As the train pulls away, their flirtatious exchange leads to a passionate encounter in a private compartment.

Women

By Richard Bacula (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Forbidden Love)

An intoxicated man sees a door with a sign that reads "Women," and assumes it's an offer.

When Dreams Come True

By Lucy Felthouse (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Couple)

She’d had a seriously sexy dream. Practically pornographic, actually.

A woman confesses to her partner that she had an amazing dream about sleeping with him and his best friend at the same time. To her surprise, her partner decides to make her dream come true. But will it live up to expectations?

Andrabel the Fairy Nymph

By Violet Rose (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Erotic Fantasy)

Andrabel has a day to herself, but it's the kind of day when she can't keep her libido to herself. What mischief will she unleash on her neighborhood? And will she find someone to unleash their "mischief" on her?

Defeated

By Juan de Casa (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Sports, Forced Proximity, Alpha)

In a unique and unexpected encounter, a college hockey team shares a communal shower with their rivals after a victorious game. Tensions rise as they confront each other naked, but the situation takes a surprising turn when two girls enter the scene. What follows is a raw and explicit exploration of masculinity, competition, and sexual prowess, culminating in a shocking power play.

Happy Pride Month:

Complete reading list here.

Spies, Lies, and Perilous Ties

By Quinn Blueheart (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Enemies to Lovers, Forced Proximity, Non Con)

In the high-stakes world of international espionage, Agent Erotica faces off against the enigmatic Domina Black in a thrilling cat-and-mouse game filled with twists, turns, and sizzling encounters. From the grimy streets of London to the luxurious hotels of Paris, their dangerous liaison unfolds against a backdrop of secrets, betrayals, and unquenchable desires. As Erotica navigates a web of deception, she must confront her own vulnerabilities and the relentless pursuit of her formidable adversary. With each mission, the line between duty and desire blurs, drawing them into a perilous dance of power and seduction.

Movie Night

By Lilith Young (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Casual Hook-up, Lesbian, Bisexual)

After a brutal week, Melissa and Ash need an escape, and their queer bar’s clothing-optional movie night promises exactly that. For Ash—recovering from a violent homophobic attack—tonight isn't just a casual outing; it's her brave return to the community she built and loves. But what begins as a joyful reunion takes a thrilling twist when Melissa finds herself swept into an intimate, trust-filled encounter with their closest friends, Michael and John. As boundaries gently dissolve beneath shared pleasure, Melissa and Ash rediscover the power of vulnerability, connection, and unwavering love.

Here Comes the Bride

By Richard Bacula (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Casual Hookup)

Courtney's pre-wedding anxiety is turning her into bridezilla, but her sister-in-law-to-be Simone knows exactly how to calm her down.

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The Throat

By Eskay Kabba (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Casual Hook-up, New Adult & College Romance)

Aaron, a college student, leads a double life as a sex worker servicing older men. One evening, he is called to perform at a fraternity initiation. At the frat house, he finds himself in a tense situation with his former friends. During the initiation, Aaron performs oral sex on a blindfolded pledge, Jeremy, who believes he is being serviced by a woman.

The Kiss

By Titus Androgynous (🌶️ Wholesome & Closed Door Romance, Lesbian)

Struck by sudden desire, she fought the urge to kiss her friend. But, resolved as she was, she could only hold out for so long. The kiss, inevitable and intense, seems to shift the world in one passionate, necessary moment.

Can’t Keep Me Cuffed for Long

Topaz Estrells (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Forbidden Office Romance, Casual Hookup)

An American diplomat in Berlin is called to the scene of a high-profile drug trafficking crime scene, where he runs into an old colleague of his. They have an arrangement—if they're both in the same city at the same time, it's time to play. After tending to business, of course.

Backyard Glory

By Oleander Plume (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Friends, Small Town)

In a quiet suburban neighborhood, Rob agrees to tend to his wifes flowerbeds in exchange for a promise of intimacy. But when he hears peculiar noises from his neighbor Jim's yard, he peeks through a fence hole, expecting to see Jim with his wife. Instead, he finds Jim engaged in a solo act. Caught in the moment, Rob joins in, leading to an unexpected encounter that opens up new possibilities between the two neighbors.

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