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$ex work, strap-ons, and one very obedient hand 🖐️🖐️🖐️

$ex work, strap-ons, and one very obedient hand 🖐️🖐️🖐️

From kinky dungeons to a van on a dark road - do not read these at work.

Parneet Gosal
May 05, 2025

As one of our advisors, the legendary editor and author Rachel Kramer Bussel, says: “Eroticism is everywhere—if you know how to look for it.”

Tonight’s short, spicy stories prove just that. Desire doesn’t need candlelight or corsets (though we love those too). It lives in the awkward, the unexpected, the everyday — a wedding meltdown, a mischievous text thread, even a 3D-printed hand that won’t behave.

Some of tonight’s stories are tender. Some are strange. All of them are hot.

🩷 SMS Slut – Sexts, clients, and risk.
💍 Here Comes the Bride – Pre-wedding panic meets sister-in-law seduction.
🍆 The Throat – A blindfold. A mouth. A secret obsession.
💋 The Kiss – First awakenings and a kiss between friends.
🖐️ Disem-Bahdee-d – A hand with a mind of its own.
🚐 The Van – She asked to be taken. She meant it.
🎭 Fraternity Alpha Series – A dungeon, and a fantasy worth paying for.

Weird? A little. Hot? Absolutely.
Read them all tonight — and remember: sexy doesn’t have to be serious.

With love,
Parneet
Co-founder, Theo Reads

SMS Slut

By Violet Rose (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Casual Hook-up, Quickie)

Pascal's girlfriend usually stays home while he goes to work. But she rarely spends her day alone. Her texts keep him entertained while he's working, but he has to be careful his clients don't see them.

Here Comes the Bride

By Richard Bacula (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Casual Hook-up, Lesbian)

Courtney's pre-wedding anxiety is turning her into bridezilla, but her sister-in-law-to-be Simone knows exactly how to calm her down.

The Throat

By Eskay Kabba (🌶️ Friends, Lesbian)

In Part 1, Aaron, a college student, leads a double life as a sex worker servicing older men. One evening, he is called to perform at a fraternity initiation. At the frat house, he finds himself in a tense situation with his former friends. During the initiation, Aaron performs oral sex on a blindfolded pledge, Jeremy, who believes he is being serviced by a woman.

In Part 2, Jeremy becomes obsessed with the college boy nicknamed The Throat.

The Kiss

By Titus Androgynous (🌶️ Friends, Lesbian)

Struck by sudden desire, she fought the urge to kiss her friend. But, resolved as she was, she could only hold out for so long. The kiss, inevitable and intense, shifts the world in one passionate, necessary moment.

Disem-Bahdee-d

By Gora Shade (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Aliens & Mosnters)

In a desperate attempt to restore her lover’s lost hand, Dr. Genene Evans pushes the boundaries of science. Using a 3D bio-printer, she creates a perfect replica, but something goes awry. The hand comes to life, independent and sentient, leading Genene down a path of discovery, temptation, and ethical dilemmas.

The Van

By Violet Rose (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Non Consensual, Trans)

On a lonely road, a nervous trans woman awaits her abductors. She asked for this--but does she know what she's getting into?

Fraternity Alpha Series (Chapter 1)

By Lauren P. Burka (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Humiliation, Lesbian, Queer)

Amy attends a disappointing kink convention. Despite the chaos and the long lines, she feels safe expressing her inner boy. She reconnects with a retired professional dominant, Ms. Jess, who offers Amy the business card of a gay professional dominant who is making use of Ms. Jess's well-equipped dungeon. Amy is offered a chance to live out some of her fantasies. All it will cost her is money.