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His girlfriend took one look at it, turned a little green, and tucked it back in his shorts.
So he called an emergency meeting of the boys. They've been asking each other "is this normal?" since fifth grade. Now they're in his garage, passing a joint, staring at the evidence, and the vote is split.
"Hung jury," Gerald jokes.
Tonight I have 3 stories for your reading pleasure. As a reminder, we just launched The O Bookmark Collection — a 3D-printed bookmark program that rewards readers who actually finish. (Tonight’s email will give you a head start. 😉)
STORY TEASE LIST:
🍆 Five boys. One garage. One very personal poll. The verdict? Inconclusive. (For now)
🏦 He walked into the bank in a suit and a smile that said I'm in charge now. Took everyone hostage. Then he looked at her. "On your knees, good girl."
🎭 She put on the stiletto heels and the tiger print dress. Tonight she's walking into a play party with her husband. He's keeping his options open. So is she.
The night is young. Let’s make the most of it.
With love, Parneet 🔥
This Week’s Reads
 | STOLEN PLEASURESBy Tanya Cienfuegos 🌶🌶🌶🌶 Extra Spicy | 🏷️ Daddy/Good Girl, Bank Heist Readers Felt™: 😈 Deliciously Disturbed, 🥰 Perfect Ending He walked into the bank in a suit and a smile that said he was in charge now. Took everyone hostage. Then looked right at her — the underpaid teller having another boring day — and started giving orders. On your knees. Hands behind your back. Good girl. She knows he's dangerous. She knows she should be scared. Instead, she’s wet. 🎁 Finish this story. Earn 2 points toward your first 3-D printed bookmark. |
| LET’S PLAY!By Eskay Kabba 🌶🌶🌶🌶 Extra Spicy | 🏷️ Bisexual | 🏷️ Why Choose Readers Felt™: 🔥 Gah, that was hot Hazel put on the stiletto heels and the tiger print dress. Isaiah took her hand: "Let's play." Tonight, they're walking into a play party with every intention of playing... with others. He's keeping his options open. So is she. And the night is just getting started. 🎁 Finish this story. Earn 2 points toward your first 3-D printed bookmark. |
 | HUNG JURYBy Jesse Boyd 🌶🌶🌶 Spicy | 🏷️ Bisexual, Gay | 🏷️ Friends to Lovers, Comedy Readers Felt™: 😂 LOL, 👀 Didn’t know I liked that His high school sweetheart couldn't look at it. So David called his boys — the same guys he's been asking "is this normal?" since fifth grade sex ed. Now they're in his garage, beers cracked, joint circling, staring at the evidence. The vote's split 2-2. "We've gotta see it hard," Matt says. And then things get…helpful. 🎁 Finish this story. Earn 2 points toward your first 3-D printed bookmark. |