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One bed. One witch. One billionaire. Let the festivities begin.🎄🎅🏽🎄🎅🏽

From filthy chocolate magic to tender second chances — tonight’s reads are chef’s kiss.

(I’ve recovered from the turkey sufficiently to write this…praise be!)

Tonight, I bring you three very different holiday flavors — all equally delicious.

🍫🎄 Filthy, funny, and fiercely witchy — this Christmas romp is for anyone whose holiday wish list starts with: Must love chocolate.

🌈💘 This Christmas, two best friends step into one house, one bed, one lie —
and discover the real thing waiting on the other side. Unwrap this gorgeously gay, slow-burn, best-friends-to-lovers romance.

💔✨ She left him for good reason — she just never knew the real reason. Now, Davida walks back into the marriage she ran from… and into the arms of the man she never stopped wanting. A tender, high-emotion billionaire second-chances romance.

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

With love,
Parneet 🤍
Founder, Theo Reads

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“Winnie is the witch heroine we all need: fed up with her useless ex, horny against her will, and fully ready to take matters into her own hands. Clever and kinky.”

By Gora Shade (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Holiday Romance, Dominant & Submissive)

This isn’t your cozy Hallmark Christmas.

When witch Winnie finally kicks her sex-spell-slinging, man-child ex out of her winter hovel, she’s ready for quiet… and maybe a real grown-up lover. Instead, he leaves behind a lingering arousal spell and a cheap chocolate Santa he “forgot” on her chair.

A sensible witch would toss the candy. Winnie? She brews a spell for her perfect man.

What rises from her cauldron is a dominant, delicious chocolate Santa who loves spanking and unwrapping witches like presents.

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“A gorgeous slow-burn fake-dating Christmas romance…the longing, the “accidental” touches… it’s all chef’s kiss.

By A.E. LeMercier (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Fake Relationship, Holiday Romance, “Straight to Gay”)

“Will you come with me… as my fake boyfriend?”

Andrew was supposed to be Evan’s fake boyfriend for one messy family Christmas — just support, just pretend. Instead, he’s defending Evan at the dinner table, sharing a bed, and getting drunk enough to blurt the one thing he’s never dared to say: “I’m in love with you.” Now they have to decide if this was a one-night slip… or the start of the only relationship they’ve both secretly wanted for years.

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“Warm, grown up and beautiful. This romance about second chances really got me in the feels!”

By Tori Lennox (🌶️🌶️ Second Chances, Billionaire)

She left him for good reason. She just never knew the whole reason.

Five years after fleeing a devastating betrayal, Davida is dragged back home by a family crisis… and straight into the arms of the husband she once loved and abandoned.

But nothing is what she remembers — not the man, not the marriage, and definitely not the truth that shattered them.

As secrets unravel and the past claws its way forward, Davida must choose: walk away again… or reclaim the love she never stopped wanting.

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“This isn’t just a story - it’s an experience. Wow.”

By A.A. Cain (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Age Gap, Slow Burn)

One dress. Two men.

What begins as a quiet ritual—warm coins, soft smiles, a shared moment over a morning coffee—slowly unfurls into something neither of them meant to name.

An exhibition, a shared bench, a dinner beneath dim lights… and suddenly Amanda is slipping into a version of herself she’s never met: watched, wanted, and deeply understood.

But she is also someone’s girlfriend.

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“A stunning, gut-punch of a romance”

By New York Times Bestselling Author Megan Hart (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Second Chances)

“Do. Not. F*ck. With me.”

Maura wasn’t looking for a love triangle — she just wanted to feel alive again.

Then came Ian: all heat, hunger, and emotional whiplash. And Daniel: steady hands, soft heart… and complicated in all the ways that matter.

What follows is messy, grown-up, and painfully honest — a story of wanting two different futures, breaking your own rules, and choosing the love that doesn’t just spark… but scorches.

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By Jess Averill (🌶️🌶️ Billionate, Office Romance)

London gets a lustrous, time-slipping glow in this Christmas tale.

Axel’s Christmas surprise takes Olivia through centuries of London magic — candlelit rooms, whispered histories, and the attic where everything changes.

It’s tender. It’s aching. It’s slow-burn delicious.

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