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Scorpions, Sex Parties, and Nuns in Tanks 🦂🍒💥
A dirty weekend readlist: BDSM brides, bisexual spooning, and one very horny rabbit.
Parneet Gosal
May 11, 2025
This is what happened.
I met him at the candy store. He turned around and smiled at me. I was surprised enough to smile back.
I’m a sucker for a good beginning, like the one above from Megan Hart’s Dirty. I’ve been in bed all day with a scorpion bite (10/10 do not recommend), and Dirty has been keeping me excellent company. She’s a New York Times bestselling author for a reason!
And if you’re into Mad Max-style post-apocalyptic chaos (because same), Cagefighting Nuns is your next must-read. It’s full of dark humor, tanks, and nuns who don’t mind a little grappling. 😇
From cagefighting nuns in tanks (yes, really) to cuckqueans in coffee shops, this week’s stories are anything but tame. You’ll find hot alien hookups, erotic rabbit chases, newlywed first times, and married couples rediscovering their wild sides. Basically, if your weekend needs a plot twist (or three), I’ve got you covered.
I may be stuck in bed, but at least I’m not bored.😏
With love,
Parneet
Co-founder, Theo Reads
 | Cagefighting Nuns in Tanks By Nobilis Reed (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Lesbians, Graphic Violence) What it says on the tin. A post-apocalyptic tale of nuns who cagefight, and drive tanks. There's sex and love and lust, there's armored fighting vehicles and very much unarmored fighting nuns. And what would a nun story be without a little BDSM? |
 | Dirty By Megan Hart (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Damsel in Distress, Erotic Romance) “I wanted him the first time we met. The problem with desire is that it’s like pouring water into a vase full of stones. It fills you up before you know it, leaving no room for anything else. I don’t have room in my life for Dan. But I can’t stop wanting him.” |
 | The Photographer’s Wife By Lucky Lover (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Casual Hookup, Strangers) When a cuckquean meets a hotwife in a coffee shop, they discover some shared interests. In the end, everyone gets what they want. |
 | Chasing By Lucy Felthhouse (🌶️🌶️🌶️) A first-person POV story about a woman who cannot climax with anything except her trusty rabbit vibrator. |
 | Vintage Treasures By Gora Shade (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Couple) A married couple discover a box of unexpected things in the basement of their new home. In the spur of a moment decision, an afternoon of work becomes a day of erotic play, new possibilities, limitless trust, and the adventure that comes with taking a risk. |
 | Creature Feature By Anna Sansom (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Aliens & Monsters) What's the best way to heal heartbreak? How about a solo trip to the movies followed by a hot alien encounter? One woman rediscovers her sexual power ...and her pleasure. |
 | White Cherry By Richard Bacula (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Couple, Quicko) A man has PIV sex with his (technical) virgin wife for the first time on their wedding night. |
 | Spooner By Ramone Quides (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Friends, Group) Liam and Lisa enjoy exploring sexual fantasies, whether alone or at sex parties. Tonight, they will indulge themselves in combining Liam’s expansion into bisexual play with Lisa’s gangbang pleasures by becoming submissives for five play partners. |