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"She was hot, smoking hot."
Plus, who wants a 'Lit Pussy' or other spicy bookmark?
Parneet Gosal
December 14, 2025
Some stories start with fireworks. This one starts with a bus ride, a glance, and a woman who is - unmistakably - smoking hot. A Girl on the Bus is a lovely, sensuous, slow burn. I really enjoyed it.
Other stories in tonight’s lineup:
🌙 Moonstone → Stranded for Christmas. Three men. Zero intention of choosing.
🖤 Elegance & Ecstasy → Pride & Prejudice meets Downtown Abbey - but with spice. (Booktokers will love it!)
💞 Hold Me Close → Best friends, one reckless night.
🍫 Must Love Chocolate → A witch, a spell gone right, and a very dominant chocolate Santa. Not a Hallmark situation.
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P.S. A little thank-you 🤍
As a small thank-you, we’re sending a limited number of Lit Pussy and other spicy holiday bookmarks to readers who leave a review on any of tonight’s stories by Friday, 12/19, and reply DONE to this email.
With love,
Parneet 🤍
Founder, Theo Reads
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 “If you like spicy stories that respect the reader and still deliver heat, you'll like this one.” | By Lucy Felthouse (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Small Town, Why Choose, Reverse Harem) Christmas surprises hit harder when they come in threes. Ginny came home for the holidays expecting quiet nights, small-town charm, and maybe a decent latte. What she didn’t expect was a broken-down truck, three dangerously handsome locals, and the kind of chemistry that makes a winter coat feel unnecessary. Silver Springs might be sleepy—but the men definitely aren’t. A holiday why-choose romance packed with small-town heat, forced proximity, and festive temptation. This Christmas, Ginny’s unwrapping more than gifts… and she’s not planning to choose just one. 🎄🔥 🎁 Leave a review to get 50% off on your next story. |
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 “Pride and Prejudice for the TikTok era!” | By Mira Hartley (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Non Monogamy, Exhibitionist & Voyeur, Spanking, Historical) Pride & Prejudice meets Downtown Abbey - but with spice. Late nineteenth-century England, and Emily is a young woman in need of an occupation. Her father has an acquaintance at the estate of Laxton, but Laxton proves far more libertine and sophisticated than Emily had expected. She is thrust into a world that pushes her limits and spares no blushes. Among the other maids, Emily soon makes friends—but it is Lucy who stands out: perceptive, beautiful, uninhibited, and direct, and their relationship blossoms. Yet it is Lord Mills, the master of Laxton, who seems to take an interest in her. Why must all their interactions be so very complicated? 🎁 Leave a review to get 50% off on your next story. |
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 “This story is sexy, yes... but it’s also quite thoughtful. Nothing feels rushed or performative. It’s intimate in a way that feels quite grown up.” | By AA.Cain (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Erotic Romance) Every morning on the bus, Adam notices her. Delilah notices him back. A seat offered. A hand on a shoulder. Small touches that linger. Neither of them says what they’re thinking — but both feel it. Then the city goes dark, the buses stop, and a storm forces them off their usual route. What follows is a night of shared warmth, quiet hunger, and intimacy that unfolds slowly, deliberately, and with devastating inevitability. A sensual, slow-burn story about strangers. 🎁 Leave a review to get 50% off on your next story. |
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 | By Shannyn Schroder (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn) Best friends know everything about each other. Maggie O’Leary is finally ready to live again. Back home, working in her family’s bar, she’s facing the loss that nearly broke her — and reconnecting with the one person who’s always been there. Shane was supposed to be safe. Familiar. Platonic. Until one reckless request turns into a night neither of them can forget. Friends to lovers. One-night stand that isn’t just one night. 🎁 Leave a review to get 50% off on your next story. |
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 “Winnie is the witch heroine we all need: fed up with her useless ex, horny against her will, and fully ready to take matters into her own hands. Clever and kinky.” | By Gora Shade (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Holiday Romance, Dominant & Submissive) This isn’t your cozy Hallmark Christmas. When witch Winnie finally kicks her sex-spell-slinging, man-child ex out of her winter hovel, she’s ready for quiet… and maybe a real grown-up lover. Instead, he leaves behind a lingering arousal spell and a cheap chocolate Santa he “forgot” on her chair. A sensible witch would toss the candy. Winnie? She brews a spell for her perfect man. What rises from her cauldron is a dominant, delicious chocolate Santa who loves spanking and unwrapping witches like presents. 🎁 Leave a review to get 50% off on your next story. |
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 “so dirty. so good! so gay!!” | The Prince’s Boy (Completed Series, new chapters launch every Friday) By Cecilia Tan (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Forbidden Love, Consensual Non Con, Gay) In a fantasy world where the lust of male for male fuels Night Magic, Prince Kenet lives a sheltered life. Isolated from the war that threatens the kingdom, he and his whipping boy Jorin are of age, but still sneak forbidden pleasures in their bed at night. When a dark mage tries to bespell Kenet into sexual submission, the prince and his boy are thrust into the world of intrigue, sex, and war. 🎁 Leave a review to get 50% off on your next story. |
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