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Smut daddies. Sauna strangers. It's on. 😈 🖤😈 🖤😈 🖤
From sweet beginnings to full-throttle spice, desire doesn’t follow the rules. Neither do these authors.

I can’t think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.
I was all set to talk about Mother’s Day and share amazing fookin’ stories for women, Naughty 🍒 and Nice 🖤. But then I got sidetracked by Pedro Pascal. Hear me out, ok?
Pedro is a woman’s man. Cute, talented…cops to being submissive in bed, and isn’t afraid to speak up for trans rights. He’s ride-or-die for his trans sister—and at Theo, our trans authors are family too.
So tonight, I’m sharing stories that fight back, break the rules, and don’t wait for permission. Can you show them some love? The #1 thing that helps trans authors (and honestly, all authors) is visibility—and reviews play a huge role in boosting discoverability.
From a first kiss between friends (The Kiss), queer rival bandmates (Band Girls), and sex magic (Crystalline Sorcery), to fear play and surrender (The Van), strangers in a sauna (Let Me Finnish), a cat girl born to serve (A Kind Girl Bought Me Today), and smut daddies galore (Good Girl, Bad Girl, Summertime Daddy)—there’s something here for every itch.
At Theo, everyone—no matter who you are or who you love—deserves to feel seen in the stories they read.
With love,
Parneet
Co-founder, Theo Reads
The Kiss By Titus Androgynous (🌶️ Wholesome & Closed Door Romance, Friends) Struck by sudden desire, she fought the urge to kiss her friend. But, resolved as she was, she could only hold out for so long. The kiss, inevitable and intense, shifts the world in one passionate, necessary moment. |
Band Girls By Yves Darling (🌶️🌶️🌶️ New Adult & College Romance, ) Over the course of one bad year, two girls in rival music acts repeatedly bump into each other in their small college town. There's envy, pity, and possibly sincere wishes for success—and a whole lot of unresolved tension, all of which comes to a head on New Year's. The world may be rough, your family may not accept you, but at least there are lesbians who cover Bowling For Soup. |
Good Girl, Bad Girl By Sinclair Sexsmith (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Dark Romance, Age Play) “Sometimes, I am a Bad Daddy: I hate it. I hate it and I want it and I crave it and I hate that I want and crave it, this, this girl, this way that I use her, this way she uses me. Sometimes I resent it. Her, me, my own desires. Why do they run this way?” |
The Van By Violet Rose (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Consensual Non Con) On a lonely road, a nervous trans woman awaits her abductors. She asked for this--but does she know what she's getting into? |
Crystalline Sorcery By Jules Behrens (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Romantasy) Charging Samed's crystal, the heart of her magic, is a very particular process, requiring a very particular kind of person. Heid, a seasoned warrior, doesn't know yet that she is exactly that type of person. Blurring the lines between passion, self-discovery, and very necessary magic, their mission culminates in a ritual that opens paths Heid had never imagined possible. |
A Kind Girl Bought Me Today By FERRISERIS (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️) This story follows an innocent trans cat girl's first experiences with the world and her burning desire to please her master at any cost. It's what she was bred for. Cat girls were genetically engineered and bred to want nothing more in the universe than to serve whoever owns them. |
Let Me Finnish By Jesse Boyd (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Strangers) In the crisp Scandinavian winter, a chance encounter in a sauna leads to an unexpected connection with four charming strangers. As the steam swirls, so do emotions, culminating in a shared moment of intimacy and euphoria among the pines. |
Summertime Daddy By Enbyinthewoods (🌶️🌶️🌶️) In the sweltering heat, a game of cat and mouse unfolds between a dominant Daddy and his defiant little one. As the sun beats down, their desires escalate, pushing boundaries and testing limits. With each provocative act, the tension builds, culminating in a raw, intense encounter that blurs the lines between punishment and pleasure. |