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“Spread your knees,” he murmured quietly...🍒🍒🍒

I probably shouldn’t start an email like that, but here we are. Full moon, Mercury mischief, and six stories to match every mood.

“Spread your knees,” he murmured quietly…

I probably shouldn’t start an email like that, but here we are. It’s been that kind of week (I blame it on the full moon and Mercury going retrograde), and tonight’s lineup reflects some of the wildness I’m feeling. If you’re in a mood like me, there’s definitely something here for you!

🔥 Feral and unholythe mirror made her do it (and the chauffeur, the bellboy and the delivery man are not looking away).
😈 Forbiddenbest friend’s siblings… and their friends.
🥐 Love triangle in a bakery — with a domme, a furry, and a nerd.
🎬 Office romance — but she films porn.
🥊 Sports celebrity — a rising boxer on photographer.
🐎 Two women. One storm. A quiet kind of rescue.

P.S. Don’t blame Mercury, you were always going to click :)

With love,
Parneet 🤍
Founder, Theo Reads

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“This is exactly the kind of story you fantasize about but only admit to your best friend after a glass (or three) of wine. lol”

By Ruan Willow (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Best Friend’s Sibling, Only One Bed, Erotica)

This isn’t your childhood fairytale.

Snow White gets a wickedly modern twist in this bold why-choose retelling, where seven hot med-school heartthrobs take “bedside manner” to a whole new level.

Layla’s spring-break plans were supposed to be simple — sun, cocktails, and her best friend. But when her BFF gets sick, she’s suddenly alone at a secluded cabin with her friend’s brothers and their dangerously (ahem) charming classmates.

Awkward? Only at first. 😉

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“Beth scared me a little… and I liked it.”

By Gora Shade (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Love Triangle, Casual Hookup)

This isn’t a cozy bakery romance.

After hours, Beth is dominant and scary—punishment as foreplay.

Sylvia’s after-dinner surprise comes with fur and a mask.

And Penelope is a curvy, clever rule-breaker who turns public heat into an art form—and drags Ryan from “I want normal” to say yes or get left behind.

Normal? Not even close. 🥵

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“Started for the plot… stayed for the way he said ‘You deserve to be punished.’

By F. Leonora Solomon (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Forbidden Office Romance)

Not your standard office romance.

Amaryllis built a female-led porn empire — sensual, confident, and beautifully made for women who know what they want.

Then she hired Luther. The consultant. The temptation. The man who sees everything.

Watching scenes together was supposed to be business. Until one submission hit too close to home — and the line between director and desire blurred under the glow of the conference room lights.

She wanted authenticity on-screen — and got it, raw, on her desk.

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By Mira Hartley (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Paranormal, Non Con, Dollification)

Read only if you’re ready for a cold shower.

When Red visits a house for sale, she finds a mirror that doesn’t just reflect her—it awakens her.

From that moment, she becomes the mirror’s subject, exposed to eyes both human and otherworldly: a watchful chauffeur, a stranger who delivers more than packages, a woman who commands her, and a demon who knows her deepest hunger.

Each encounter reveals another layer of her desire, until she must face the truth—she was never being corrupted. She was finally seeing herself.

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“Raw, sexy, and unexpectedly tender — I could feel the chemistry through the lens.”

By Mark Koda (🌶️🌶️ Celebrity, Sports)

Some fights happen in the ring. Others happen in the darkroom.

When photographer Billy Marks is assigned to cover rising boxing star Ashton Hendricks, he’s ready for sweat, grit, and adrenaline — not the punch of desire that hits when Ashton locks eyes with him.

But one photo changes everything. What starts as an assignment becomes an obsession, and Billy realizes he’s not the only one fighting to stay in control.

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By Jess Averill (🌶️ Small Town, Wild West)

It started with a storm.

Stranded in the Montana wilderness, Ash is rescued by Lieutenant Sarah Redhawk — steady hands, sharp eyes, and a warmth that cuts through the cold.

What begins as survival becomes something far more intimate on the long drive back to the ranch, where the night air hums with possibility and the first sparks of desire find their way home.

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