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"You just can't imagine what it's like to lie there in anticipation of the beast, your legs tied apart so wide you're..."
Parneet Gosal
May 26, 2025
The Beast by Cecilia Tan is the hottest thing I’ve read all week. Oof. You’ll like it. 🖤
Then there’s the Servicing series—a timely reminder (as the weekend winds down) that even taking out the trash or cleaning the pool can be sexy af. Suddenly, chores don’t seem so bad :)
If you're on the East Coast, summer break’s just around the corner. Her Majesty’s Back Garden floats a cheeky idea while touring Buckingham Palace. Maybe add that to your itinerary?
Also, it’s Masturbation Month. Just saying!
With love,
Parneet
Co-founder, Theo Reads
 Theo Exclusive | The Beast By Cecilia Tan (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Monsters) In a world ravaged by famine, a young woman is offered to a sacred beast to sate its lust and end the land's suffering. Bound to an altar by a silent monk, she awaits the beast's approach, her body betraying her fear and desire... This story was featured in the VICE TV show Slutever, "Monster Fantasies," and was written on the train from Boston to New York for the filming of the episode. |
 | Her Majesty’s Back Garden By Lucy Felthouse (🌶️🌶️🌶️) Jill and Gavin are visiting Buckingham Palace when Gavin makes a very sexy and surprising suggestion to Jill. It's risky - but how many tourists can say they've had sex in the grounds of Buckingham Palace? Jill can't resist the temptation - but what will the consequences of their actions be? |
 | I Knew I Shouldn’t Have Been in There By Lucky Lover (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Casual Hook-up, Lesbian) A woman walks in on her dog-sitter in a compromising position. |
 | Servicing the Pool Man By Ruan Willow (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Exhibitionist & Voyeur, Age Gap, Hotwife & Cuckolding) After losing her high-powered job, Laney reinvents herself—and her marriage—by embracing life as a hotwife. Supported by her dominant husband John, she's ready to explore every sizzling new desire, starting with Anderson, their rugged lumberjack pool man. |
May is for Masturbation
Complete list for solo play
 | At the Car Wash By Lucy Felthouse (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Masturbation) Harriet, having been told by her ex-boyfriend that she's boring, reacts by going out of her way to prove him wrong. She creates a sexy bucket list and rapidly starts ticking things off. Next on her list is a visit to a hand car wash, where her aim is to masturbate - and come - while a bunch of sexy shirtless men clean her vehicle. Can she achieve her aim without being caught? |
 | Rubbing Me Pot O’ Gold at the Rainbow’s End By Quinn Blueheart (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Fairy Tale, Humiliation) Pete outwits a lusty Leprechaun and gains a perfect body, endless gold, and insane stamina. However, his newfound prowess comes with a glittering catch. |
 | 1-800 By Alexa Day (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Comedy) Jason Lowell knew exactly how lucky he was to have his fiancée Kate. She’d chosen him because Jason was, above all things, interesting. But that put a lot of pressure on a guy around Valentine’s Day. An interesting guy didn’t get the love of his life jewelry or lingerie or any of the things Jason saw on TV. At least that’s what Jason thought until he found Cassidy, Marissa, and the best-kept secret on the Shop from Home Channel. Suddenly, shopping for Valentine's Day was interesting again. |
 | Demon Lover By Titus Androgynous (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Erotic Fantasy, Alients & Monsters) In this intimate, evocative tale, our protagonist finds solace in the demon lover who protects them from lurking danger. Sensual and poignant, this story explores the complexities of trauma and anxiety, and the struggle for connection. |