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Tonight’s stories? Naughty. My apology gift? Naughtier. 🖤💚❤️☃️

First 5 to reply get a naughty Christmas bookmark. Oh deer...

Oh my deer. 

This email is late, and to apologize (and because giving is my love language), the first 5 readers who reply “I love receiving” will get one of these holiday bookmarks in the mail. More surprises coming this month, so keep an eye out!

🦌 Hooves Up, Legs Open (still patting myself on the back on this masterpiece)
☃️ Built Thicc

Here’s tonight’s lineup:

✨ A Touch of Healing → Cozy, magical second chances with a gorgeous billionaire and a single mom.
💋 Fast Freddie → A ruined debutante, a calculating duke, a fake betrothal.
🌈 The Prince’s Boy → Forbidden man-on-man sex magic in a fantasy world.
💘 Tasting Temptation → She’s married. She goes to hear him sing. Emotional, tender, friends-to-lovers story that will leave you crying.
🍃 Fertility Island → Plane crash, no rules, and “oh no…the entire women’s rugby team wants him.”
❄️ Stranded at a Cabin With 8 Men → Equal-opportunity reverse-harem Snow White story. Why choose, amiright?

Imma go design some more punny, funny, slightly embarrassing bookmarks now.

With love,
Parneet 🤍
Founder, Theo Reads

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“gave me all the warm, emotional second-chance feels.”

By Kathryn K. Murphy (🌶️🌶️🌶️ Billionaire, Small Town, Second Chances)

Forget meet-cutes. This is what happens when real life, real magic and real love collide.

Paramedic and single mom Laura can heal almost anyone—except the people she loves. So of course her magic fails the moment Carter, her ex turned unfairly gorgeous billionaire, crashes back into her life.

He’s supposed to be a one-night emergency. Instead, he’s making her son laugh, learning her tells, and slipping past every wall she’s built.

Magic, motherhood, messy pasts, and the man she never stopped loving — turns out the one person she couldn’t heal… was the one meant to stay.

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“This one got me good. Also that library scene...”

By Tori Lennox (🌶️ Second Chances, Fake Relationship, Enemies to Lovers, Regency Romance)

A ruined debutante. A calculating duke. A fake betrothal that stops being fake.

She only meant to save her sister. She never meant to fall for him.

When Freddie agrees to a fake engagement with the Duke of Albemarle, it’s supposed to be simple: protect her family’s reputation, help him secure his inheritance, and walk away unscathed.

The duke is nothing like she remembers. And one kiss — the kiss that was never part of the plan — rewrites everything.

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“so dirty. so good! so gay!!”

The Prince’s Boy (Completed Series, new chapters launch every Friday)

By Cecilia Tan (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Forbidden Love, Consensual Non Con, Gay)

In a fantasy world where the lust of male for male fuels Night Magic, Prince Kenet lives a sheltered life. Isolated from the war that threatens the kingdom, he and his whipping boy Jorin are of age, but still sneak forbidden pleasures in their bed at night.

When a dark mage tries to bespell Kenet into sexual submission, the prince and his boy are thrust into the world of intrigue, sex, and war.

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“My whole chest hurt reading this in the best way 😭

By Lizette Monroe (🌶️ Friends to Lovers)

She wasn’t supposed to see him — not in person, not like this. One pub, one song, one quiet corner where she could hear the man who’d unknowingly carried her through the hardest parts of her life… and slip away before he ever noticed.

Except he does notice.

And when he walks toward her, guitar in hand and eyes full of recognition, every line she swore she’d never cross starts to blur.

Real life. Real ache. Real connection — and the one person she never meant to meet.

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“Ok so first of all… the setup??? A plane crash, a remote island, one bewildered professor, and an entire women’s rugby team.”

By J.C. Winchester (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Breeding Kink)

When a small plane crashes on a remote island, Jack—the lone professor chaperoning a women’s rugby team—suddenly becomes the man everyone relies on.

No clocks. No rules. No rescue.

Then the nights settle in.

A little closeness becomes curiosity. Curiosity becomes heat. And heat becomes a series of quiet invitations Jack definitely wasn’t trained for.

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By Ruan Willow (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Reverse Harem, Why Choose)

A bold, why-choose Snow White retelling — except this time, the princess saves herself, and every man is willing to worship her for it.

Layla expected a quiet getaway with her best friend. Instead, she ends up snowed-in with her BFF’s two gorgeous brothers… and an entire crew of med-school hotties who look at her like she’s the only woman on earth.

What starts as awkward turns delicious fast — games, dares, fantasies finally spoken aloud. Layla lets herself want everything, and the men are more than eager to give it.

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