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Warlords. Aliens. And Very Bad Decisions. ⚔️👽💦 (1)
Too hot for the BBQ: aliens, curses, and serious voyeur vibes.
Parneet Gosal
May 24, 2025
I’m famous for my walks in our family. Some people meditate. I disappear with a dirty book for a 45-minute “walk.” ¯\(ツ)/¯
Planning to ignore your family this weekend? (Hi babe, I know you’re reading this - I love you!)
Whether you’re beachside, hiding from relatives, or secretly reading about an alien warlord by the grill - I’ve got three perfect reasons to stay gone a little longer:
👽 She’s captured by an alien warlord who insists she’s his fated mate. She says no. Her body says please. Possessive tension, interstellar danger, and so much surrender.
♂️♀️♂️ She’s now a Witch Queen. He’s back - with his lieutenant, an army, and unfinished business. Brooding. Betrayal. Very Bad Decisions™.
🏝️ A dream house. A secret admirer. A couple trying to christen every room. Too good to be true because someone is definitely watching.
These are longer, twistier stories. Perfect for lazy beach days, stolen solo time, or slipping out of family gatherings :)
With love,
Parneet
Co-founder, Theo Reads
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