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Parneet Gosal
March 11, 2026
The Dark Chronicles retells the Arthurian legend from the beginning. This time through the eyes of the witches and daughters. The women history decided to forget.
This is an erotic retelling, so fair warning: no happy endings.
Or, pick your poison below:
🛡️ She's enhanced. He wants to destroy her kind. She's still bound to protect him.
🎾 Her mentor is a top tennis player. Also seriously sexy. Virginia's mind keeps wandering where it shouldn't.
🐰 The Easter Bunny sneaks into bedrooms. Delivers eggs. Teeters on the edge of getting caught. (Yes, really.)
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With love, Parneet 🌹
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